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Possibly less brilliant, though, is that feeling you get when you realise you are the latest popstar to have a wardrobe malfunction story of your very own, as Ashanti discovered quite recently. And of course, it’s never the sort of thing that happens quietly in your own home, is it? Nope, it’ll happen at a big concert where the whole event can be given a proper close-up on a massive TV screen, naturally.

TeenHollywood.com quotes Ash with the full story: “I was on tour with R Kelly and I had on this really dope shirt. It was netted and knotted and had holes in it and there were large screens onstage.”

So, has that English teacher’s nightmare of a run-on sentence given us all a good inkling of what’s about to come? Then let’s continue: “So I’m up there rockin’ and singing and I’m getting extra applause. I’m like, ‘I’m doing good! But where is this extra applause coming from?’”

“The hole had slipped its way (onto my boob). I looked at the screen and I was like, ‘Aaaahhhh!’”

She neglects to mention the part where a tearful and backbone-lacking Justin Timberlake made a grovelling apology to the entire world for any offence that might have been caused, but we’re sure that probably happened at some point too.